Being in the entertainment industry, one must always be prepared for an acceptance speech. Ok so maybe I am getting ahead of myself… but still. You never know when a trailer that you produced will be up for an award (tonight in Santa Monica for RAW Artists). You just never know (trailer shows at 8:40pm). So, this morning I started thinking out loud about what MY acceptance speech would be like….
OMG, I don’t even know what to say….(no melissa do it again, a little less excitement and less of a high-pitched shrill) Oh My God , (no do it again, now you just sound slow) Oh my goodness (perfect start it like that) wow, this is so unexpected. Well…thank you! Umm thank you to all my fans who have followed me through out the years (YEARS?! what? you aren’t a singer) Thanks to everyone who voted, we had so much fun shooting this. A special thanks to my mom and dad, Mommy, Papi love you guys! (ohh yea… brownie points) umm my director Brandon, you are amazing and only you would have such a crazy idea and have me help you create it, my other producer Austin, without you, we wouldn’t be TriColor pictures (well, we aren’t really that, just kinda a joke, but maybe. Shit, no one better take that name. Maybe I shouldn’t say that). Everyone who worked on this you all rock! Both on and off set… Oh, and a special thanks to THIS D BAG WHO CUT ME OFF!!! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME…ok, umm where was I, oh and to my kids, mommy loves you! now go to bed (haha ohh man, I fast forwarded too far, melissa should you thank your future kids? eghh, lets put that thanks on the back burner, if things get weird, pull it out) Thank you!!!
Oh, before I forget let me leave you with a joke…. (HDIL peeps watching will like this) What are the two sexiest farm animals…? BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW… THANK YOU!!!!!
OH and GOD can’t forget him!!… ugh I’m going to hell for thanking him last (saved the best for last? When you start the speech, start with God, that will fix this little slip up)
At that final thank you I realized that I was going North on the 101 instead of South…
(who know’s if I’ll actually use this speech….)